Wonders of the car wash

I don't believe Jack has ever been through a real car wash before. I always send Michael and the big boys out to wash my van.
It is an experience that every child should enjoy, right?
In the beginning, it is all anticipation!
Jack watches wide-eyed as we creep closer and closer to the unknown:

Here we go!

Whoa! What are those crazy, spiky things attacking our windows?

Colorful Bubbles!!

"Jack, what do you think of the car wash?"
"Oooohhhhh!"

What other childhood experiences has this kid been missing out on? I must expose him to them all!