Did you hear the one about the little boy who wasn't allowed to have late night snacks, got into his mom's block of cheese, nearly got caught so he chucked it into the corner of the Livingroom, between the wall and bookshelf? And then left it there for nearly 2 weeks, lying about it's disappearance the entire time!
I'm here to tell you, the story is oh so true!
Nobody wastes cheese in my house! And nobody puts cheese in the corner!
